This letter formally requests that I be reconsidered for location in the "Space Vacant" area of your heart. Until now, you had leased this property to a former occupant, who I had requested you issue with a foreclosure notice--but all in vain, resulting, instead, in my removal from the love ring, duly demolishing me in your heart and in your mind, leaving me ultimately without a home. Now, however, that the aforementioned occupant has vacated the premises, I have decided to submit a new application for reconsideration. I hope you will review the facts and accept me as the new tenant and take down the current "Place Vacant Till..." sign.
Thank you for your review and reconsideration.